“Hello paul,
Could you help us source for the product we need
kindly contact me directly for more detail
Waiting for your timely reply
Best Regards
Dr. Alfred”
I spend a few minutes each morning sifting through the junk email. I add rules for the constant offenders but just swipe to delete most with hardly a glance. Some though, still draw me in. Chris Gratin (below) “stormed onto” some of my works. He looks forward to reading from me.
Subject: Wedding Anniversary Gift
Aloha… I am Chris from Chester Springs, Pennsylvania. have been on the lookout for some artworks lately in regards to I and my wife’s anniversary which is just around the corner. I stormed on to some of your works which I found quite impressive and intriguing. I must admit you’re doing quite an impressive job. You are undoubtedly good at what you do.
With that being said, I would like to purchase some of your as a surprise gift to my wife in honor of our upcoming wedding anniversary. It would be of help if you could send some pictures of your piece of works, with their respective prices and sizes, which are ready for immediate (or close to immediate) sales. My budget for this is within the price range of $1000 to $8000.
I look forward to reading from you in a view to knowing more about your pieces of inventory. As a matter of importance, I would also to know if you accept a check as a means of payment.
Regards. Chris Gartlin
And this text spam looked pretty funny on my watch.
Does Frigidaire make keyboards?
I remember recently sitting with you, Peggi and Mark, having a bite right before the election. Marks phone was continually chiming with last minute pleas for campaign donations, all worded frantically. After the election there were stories about how many of those were scams, not from any campaign.